Post weird funny things you did.
I've farted in an elevator.

massive burp during anzac 1 min silence. (OOPS!!!)

I've done some really stupid things in my life, like walking into a screen door, signing myself up for "free" PS3 and getting a ton of spam, and playing a game called "Footer" my class made up. It's pretty much football with a soccerball and no rules. Pretty fun, though.

I call my best friend Obama.

QuoteI call my best friend Obama.
by accident.

QuoteI've done some really stupid things in my life, like walking into a screen door your lucky

we were camping in our back yard and i needed to go toilet. our back door is made of glass and the screen door was open. i ran accross the back varanda jumped the 2 steps leading up to the glass door (i thought it was open!), hit the glass door face first and was sprang back 2 metres landing on my back on the smooth hard concrete.

no joke it actually happened. over the next week it was our biggest laugh.

^ Lol

Did you tinkle yourself?

no i got up and went to the bathroom, otherwise i would have said.
it hurt!!

QuoteQuoteI've done some really stupid things in my life, like walking into a screen door your lucky

we were camping in our back yard and i needed to go toilet. our back door is made of glass and the screen door was open. i ran accross the back varanda jumped the 2 steps leading up to the glass door (i thought it was open!), hit the glass door face first and was sprang back 2 metres landing on my back on the smooth hard concrete.

no joke it actually happened. over the next week it was our biggest laugh.


happened to my friend, but he got a humongo scar on his arm :-/

I turned up to work wearing odd shoes. I was working in a shopping center too, so I was really worried people would notice. I was wearing two black slip on shoes, but they just didn't match. Luckily my boss thought it was pretty funny, or I could have been in trouble.

Oh, yeah, I had a really embarrasing one but I don't think I can say it here my post might get alerted. So PM me if you want to know.

lets see..*thinks* hmmm...ah ha!nope i got nothing..but there was this one time when i was 5 years old it was really funny i flashed santa my underpants, i think my parents said that i did it because i thought i was a big boy or some thing. but it was really funny

A bike+not paying attention+blocks of concrete=pain.

ive rolled out of a bunk bed and hit my head on the desk on the way to the floor...

I slept walked out of my room across my 2nd floor into my twin brothers room up their bunk bed laddr , pushes my brother off and sleeps there

^^LOL!!

its true, and my brother got all mad at me

at school i went to go toilet (while i wasnt thinking) and accidentally walked in on someone going toilet.

I took a shower at my dad's friend's house and when I was got out and I was getting dressed, I couldn't find my underwear. A few seconds later, my sister opened the door a little bit and gave them to me. She said the two girls living there found them on the floor outside the bathroom

The Equivalent Happened at Boy Scouts Camp.

i remember the time i farted LOUD in class

the time i was at school and i went to the bathroom and there where two other guys and i forgot to close the door while i went.

QuoteQuoteI've done some really stupid things in my life, like walking into a screen door your lucky

we were camping in our back yard and i needed to go toilet. our back door is made of glass and the screen door was open. i ran accross the back varanda jumped the 2 steps leading up to the glass door (i thought it was open!), hit the glass door face first and was sprang back 2 metres landing on my back on the smooth hard concrete.

no joke it actually happened. over the next week it was our biggest laugh.

happened to my dog..... but she kept doing it over and over!

any way i think my social disasters with socializing with others are my OOPS moments except the only difference is when they go away 5 minutes later they come back, to haunt me, especcially, when AKH, Ivor Big Gun, LavaBall and my little brothers and sisters and parents and other people in life is concerned over all i am a social disaster 85% of the time in my life there is only a 15% chance that i am not considdered a social disaster.