i am going to say a sentence and the person who posts after me says another sentence. heres an example.

the dog chased the cat.

into the house

heres the first sentence

Fred got into his car.
now keep it going

Then decided that he better go get a snack first before he would start his new adventure across the world.


(that would be a door opener... to get a theme narrowed down)

He looks for a Doggie Treat, he found a box and he ate 'em all..

he was going back to his car when he noticed it was missing

then he realized.....He ate it in the House!

Then, he said "What the heck" and ate his house!

and threw it all up on his neighbor.

who then pulled out a chainsaw....

and killed the president

went to jail

that was made of crap

so he dug his way out.

and started his adventure around the world.

then built a spaceship out of cheese

Which was hijacked by Wallace and Gromit

(by the way it was the neighbor that dug out of prison)

then fred blew both they're heads off with a shotgun, and continued with his adventure around the world

Quotethen fred blew both they're heads off with a shotgun, and continued with his adventure around the world

the headless corpses wondered around and grabbed a rocket launcher...

then fred sheepishly escaped the battle to be(sounding professional)

He was captured by Japanese soldiers and sent to a high security prison for being a coward. The prison was NOT made out crap this time it was made from steel.

and it was located on an island.

then he spent 3 years there and finnally got pissed enough to escape so he did by gettin real skinny then squeezing through the cell bars, but he was really high up so when he hit the ground he snapped in half coz he was to skinny.(he's still alive)

With sheer willpower he draged himself out of the room and passed himself off as a walking stick, he was guided on to a boat but was discovered when he kept saying "ow!" so he jumped over board and was later discovered washed up on a beach by an evil geniuse.

an evil genius named Bill Gates, who ran science tests on him and built a disidigrator beam and disindigrated him, and accidently disindigrated his face.

Fred wakes up from that awfull dream to find that he's been fully healed and fitted with a high energy plasma beam™ and robotic legs that look like normal human flesh, he then saw a poster saying "Dr. Evil wants YOU". (in the context of recruiting for an army).

Then he said "To hell with that!" and he walked away