Well since Nailog locked the other one here we go.

I wish for a piece of_______________

Granted, but ______________

I wish Nailog hadn't locked the last topic so it would have been extremely long.

Granted, but soon it gets to long so that it takes 1 hour to buffer every game on the site.

I wish the max post limit was 5000, not 1500.

Granted but this topic reached that and was locked.

I wish for even more________________________(18 fun flavors!)

Granted, but you got addicted and it was all you would eat so you died of starvation.

I wish for hunger.

Granted, but you die from it.

I wish I had GM7 Pro.

Granted, but soon there is so much people on this topic that there could be 100 corrupts to just one wish.

I wish I had "Game Maker" 7 Pro.

Granted , but the topic was taken down.

I wish Nailog didn't unlock the original Grant a wish topic.

Granted, but you then later regretted your wish.

I wish for (insert wish here)

Granted, but the wish was written in CAPS and it made you look like a n00b.

I wish that happiness could be captured in a bottle and shipped around the world.

Granted but the bottle broke somewhere in the pacific, got eaten by a shark, turned evil, created a plague and drove the world into a deep depression.

I wish I wasnt hungry

Granted, but you stayed that way and never ate again. You never enjoyed your favorite food.

I wish I knew javascript (That stuff is HARD!)

granted but a new progam came our called Java Script (with a space) and javascript became obsolete.

I wish I hadnt seen GmMkr's logo 3 times on this page =P

Granted, but now you see it four.

I wish for a fish.

Granted, but your cat eats it. If you don't have a cat, a random stray cat eats it then.

I wish that I could convert programs of different languages, such as BASIC, into GML and it worked.

If a program like that does exist or you hear about it, please tell me, even if it's unlikely.

Granted but you could only convert 1 character

I wish I entered and won the ancient civilisation conntest

Granted, but your entry got re-judged and acually sucked really bad, and you came last place

I wish I was a well known game maker.

Granted, but you were a well known game maker cause your games are the worst

I wish I could currupt the incurruptable wish (and all the others)

granted but you decide not to :)

I wish I could for this http://www.gordon-glasgow.org/Images/thrustssc.jpg
(fully assembled lol)

Granted, but you gained so many g's that you became unconscious and no one came to your rescue out there in the desert.

I wish that I spaghetti as hair.

Granted, later someone ate it, and now you're bald. (I have nothing against bald people)

I wish my previous wish, except it would convert the full program.

granted but it only supported 6 bit so your game had the worst graphics

I wish I do wish for the wish of wishers

Granted but the wish for the wishers are already corrupted so your wish pretty much did nothing but give me a wish to corrupt.

I wish I didnt have to think so hard to understand The Smooth's wish

Granted, but the meaning bores you after finding it out.

I wish to wish for a wish from a wish off the wishes or other wishers who wished the wished for more wishes from other wishes off other wishers wishes. (Try decoding that!)

?????
Ugh,
Granted but your wish actually made sense even if you thought it made sense in the first place.

*Ahem*
I wish for ___________________(121 new fun flavors)