My aunt sent me an e-mail about weird product labels. If you see any please report them here. Here were some of the examples


On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On an egg beater: "Not of the other kind of use."
(Now I'm curious.)

Heh.

Found in a public restroom alongside a Wisconsin highway: "Do not eat the urinal cakes."

LOL

WHAT!!!!!!

I saw this on a deluxe Knife Package
Please don't cut yourself.

Yeah I bet some kid goes like
"Ah man!"
When they see it.

I looked up some, since I've never seen any.
Here's one for a baby stroller:
“Remove child before folding”

Here's one for a 13" wheelbarrow wheel:
"Not intended for highway use"

One for a manufactured fireplace log:
“Caution - Risk of Fire”

And finally, a hilarious one for a massage chair :
"Do not use massage chair without clothing... and never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving"

here are some others

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Unknown Graduation Gown
Do not wash or dry clean.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.

heres some I found :)

On a driving mirror in USA: "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
guess that driving for idiots lol

On a steering wheel lock: "Warning -- remove lock before driving."

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." O_O

On a carton of sleeping tablets: "Clinically proved night time sleep aid... Warning: May cause drowsiness..." really?

On a Chinese packet of peanuts: "Open packet and eat contents."
no comment

On a shampoo bottle: "Use repeatedly for severe damage."
at least its honest :)

On a flower pot: "Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed."

On a pudding packet: "Warning: product will be hot after heating."
no way, for real?

On a bottle of milk: "After opening, keep upright."
spoils all the fun lol :)

Quoteheres some I found :)

On a driving mirror in USA: "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
guess that driving for idiots lol



No ,the mirrors say objects may apper closer than they are.

It's "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."

QuoteOn a shampoo bottle: "Use repeatedly for severe damage."
at least its honest :) Hehe. I think they worded it wrong. I believe they meant use the shampoo repeatedly if you have damaged hair.

QuoteFound in a public restroom alongside a Wisconsin highway: "Do not eat the urinal cakes."

LOL

Wisconsin FTW!

I don't know any, well actually, I know one that isn't a label though.

There was a sign that said "Warning! This sign has sharp edges!"

These are ones I found:

On a box of matches:
"Caution Flamable"
(that's what I bought them for, duh)

Right in front of a sink in a restroom:
"Please wash your hands"
(ha ha, I thought that's what sinks were for)

On an American football packaging box:
"Warning, do not attempt to ingest the ball, inflated or deflated"
(but they taste so good!)

In a dentist's office:
"Warning, use of many of the chemicals here is known to the state of California to cause cancer"
(ok, I think I'd rather have bad teeth)

On a bag of gummy bears:
"Not microwaveable"
(the only thing that can't be microwaved is that which doesn't fit in the microwave. PS i tried this one and it was awesome)

I got a lot more too. This is ridiculous.

QuoteQuoteheres some I found :)

On a driving mirror in USA: "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
guess that driving for idiots lol


yeah I know what they usually say lol

but I guess one was strange :)
No ,the mirrors say objects may apper closer than they are.

QuoteOn a carton of sleeping tablets: "Clinically proved night time sleep aid... Warning: May cause drowsiness..." really?
I was just about to say that one. This is really funny reading these.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious

its not really a label, but it always funny to see those allergy medicines with side effects of itchy eyes and liver damage.
another hilarious non-label: on a sign for a dry cleaner, " drop your pants here"

now for real labels:
on popcorn: "do not reuse bag" Is anyone that stupid?
on a box of tissues:"be sure to take a look at the photos of missing children"

This is like the greatest topic in the world.

On the Spiderman Friend or Foe case.
May contain references to movies.

On a bottle of milk: "After opening, keep upright."

INSIDE a carton: "To avoid condesnation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening."

On an can of insecticide: "Kills all kinds of insects... Warning: this product is harmful to bees."

On some products: If accidentally, get medical help or contact poison control center right away (I guess I'll be ok since I purposely swallowed it).

McDonalds Hot Drinks: Warning: May contain hot contents

QuoteMcDonalds Hot Drinks: Warning: May contain hot contents
The reason that's there is because a lady burned herself then sued McDonald's, and she won because there was no warning label.

QuoteQuoteMcDonalds Hot Drinks: Warning: May contain hot contents
The reason that's there is because a lady burned herself then sued McDonald's, and she won because there was no warning label.
Thats crazy. I read Johnsons Baby Oil thats said: Warning-Don't use on irritated skin. If rash occurs, discontinue use. Really?!

QuoteQuoteMcDonalds Hot Drinks: Warning: May contain hot contents
The reason that's there is because a lady burned herself then sued McDonald's, and she won because there was no warning label.

I thought she lost.

I didn't even hear about it probally cause I'm Australian

On a sign, in my elementary school bathroom:

"DO NOT POOP ON THE FLOOR"

QuoteQuoteMcDonalds Hot Drinks: Warning: May contain hot contents
The reason that's there is because a lady burned herself then sued McDonald's, and she won because there was no warning label.

I bet that is the reason behind many stupid label warnings.

Actually it is.

On a Microwave
"Do not place live animals inside"

Some woman shoved her poodle in the microwave to dry it
faster and it died. She sued for not having a sign that said that.

There are some really stupid people in this world.