give me a problem and i'll tell yoiu how one or more explosions can fix it. starting....NOW!

(implosions are allowed also)

my own forum topic has inspired me to create a game about solving problems with explosions. it will be called "makitgobuum- the god of explosions."

Flying non-destructible birds are attacking my house! WHAT TO DO!?!?!?
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World peace...

have a big enough explosion that, though they aren't destroeyd, they are blasted into space where, being birds, they can't fly because there is no air to fly in.

NEXT!

Fix a leak in the faucet.

blow the world up.
the definition of peace is when ther isn't war, and there can't be war if they are all dead.

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IMPLODE the leak.

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I can't destroy the opposite side with explosions, but they explode us! How do I blow them up without using explosions?

P.S. What if the birds can fly in space?

create an explosin that blows up your house, then they can't attack it.

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My Xbox is broken, help :D

Make explosions cease to exist.

CREATE SMALL PRECICE EXPLOSIONS THAT BRING YOU YOUR ..oops i had capslock on but i don't want to retype
anyway blow up microsoft just right so that a new xbox comes flying righttowards you

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Destroy a black hole.

(Also, no matter how big the explosion is, it would still be compressed into a quantum singularity)

How about this...EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HATES ME, BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE EXPLOSIONS TO FIX THIS PROBLEM!

QuoteDestroy a black hole.

(Also, no matter how big the explosion is would still be compressed into a quantum singularity)

blow up enough stuff around the black hole so that it never got any new matter, then eventually un-collaped.

(starve it)

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How can an explosion buy me a lunchable?

QuoteQuoteDestroy a black hole.

(Also, no matter how big the explosion is would still be compressed into a quantum singularity)

blow up enough stuff around the black hole so that it never got any new matter, then eventually un-collaped.

(starve it)

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Nope. Nope.

Destroy the universe.

QuoteQuoteQuoteDestroy a black hole.

(Also, no matter how big the explosion is would still be compressed into a quantum singularity)

blow up enough stuff around the black hole so that it never got any new matter, then eventually un-collaped.

(starve it)

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Nope. Nope.

Destroy the universe.

that works too, but i don't want to overdo destroying the universe.

Don't you mean collapse?
Anyway: Somebody blew up my house with an explosion while the opposing team was attacking me! I want to blow up that person!
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You can't do that with an explosion.
The universe is space, just empty space.
Can't destroy that.

Also, a black hole doesn't feed...
It's just there, it doesn't need to "eat" things. That wouldn't work.

QuoteHow can an explosion buy me a lunchable?
no. one explosion cant.
45 small ones can break open a bank, send a few dollars in your direction, andsend the lunchable too.

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Bring someone back to life.

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You can't do that with an explosion.
The universe is space, just empty space.
Can't destroy that.

Also, a black hole doesn't feed...
It's just there, it doesn't need to "eat" things. That wouldn't work.


In case you didn't see it.

QuoteYou can't do that with an explosion.
The universe is space, just empty space.
Can't destroy that.

Also, a black hole doesn't feed...
It's just there, it doesn't need to "eat" things. That wouldn't work.

sooo...?
and actually it would.
stephen hawking proved that black holes decay.
it woild take million of years but it would eventually un-collapse (you are talking to a physics geek right here)
this is not meant to be a sreious topic here.it is sort of like "make a wish then have it be corrupted"

and please, don't argue. then rather being a joke this becomes a debate. and NOBODY wants that.

QuoteBring someone back to life.
kill everyone else so that, in comparison, they would be as alive as everyone else.

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