Okay, this is a walkthrough for the first half of my game, Quest For The Epic Fail. Many of you do not care, and merely wish to see how to win. Or fail. Whatever.

LEVEL 1- ARROW KEYS TO MOVE AND UP TO JUMP AND ALL THAT JAZZ

Just jump up to the End box. For morons: Jump up sloped boxes and touch box with an "E" on it.

LEVEL 2- GIMMICKY THINGS

Do not try to walk through the wall. Rather, jump while pressing right against the wall to go through the secret compartment. Use the small platform to jump up to the E block's platform. Cliched, maybe. Effective and gimmicky, yes.

LEVEL 3- SPIKES FOR THE FAIL

Spikes will kill you. Therefore, the logical thing is to jump on them. Words pop up taunting "Told you". Turn the teasing on its side by hopping on the words and walking across the gap.

LEVEL 4- OH I SeE WHAT TO DO
Press E, the odd word out. Then press U, the homophone to "YOU". People then seem to press XD, but that is just a smiley laughing so hard his eyes are crossed. Silly players. No, you should press H to open up the help screen. Too bad nothing is there. Ah well, press ESCAPE to close the help and get back to the game. What's this? You're next to the block. Well, that's handy.

LEVEL 5- GRAMMA BEN

Jump into the stairs. Then press ESC.

LEVEL 6- REPUBLICANS

Move the mouse over the elephant. Elephants do not like mice. Republicans= elephants. Har de har.

LEVEL 7- CHUCK NORRIS

Move to the left and drop into the secret compartment. Move right, and jump out at the other side. Or you could just move right, but enjoy getting crushed by the awesome wrath of WEEGEE!

LEVEL 8- IJ
for Infinite Jumping. Keep tapping up.

LEVEL 9- CLICK IT

Click the box

LEVEL 10- CATTANK

To quote Kaiser Cat: Cattank can not be deafened, or escaped. Since the player can escape to the left, we can assume that he does not mind the player's presence. Do not attack Cattank, as you will die within .000001 seconds

LEVEL 11- GO AROUND HIM

Jump into the wall. Walk to the right, then jump again.

LEVEL 12- ANNOYINGLY UNFAIR

Okay, this can be annoying. Get the box. It will hide behind a wall. Climb the blocks suspended in the air. Drop into the pit, as the bottom is drop-through. Walk to the right until you drop through the floor. Go four blocks then jump to the right. Go right, then jump left. Ta-da!

LEVEL 13- THIS LEVEL IS TOO

Get the end box, no matter how many times it takes. Self-explanatory.

LEVEL 14- GLAD THAT'S OVER ^_^

Jump from tower to tower. Don't hit the spikes. Basic stuff.

LEVEL 15- PRECISION JUMPING

Just make it without dying.

LEVEL 16- END BOX DRAMA

The end box commits suicide. Jump after it, but curve left and go inside the wall where there is a second.

LEVEL 17- KAEPORA GAEBORA

Walk into the owl from Ocarina Of Time and try no to die of boredom.

LEVEL 18- WAIT FOR IT

Watch Mega Man bounce until he goes off-screen. What goes up, must come down as the E block.

LEVEL 19- ALL MINE

The villain escapes with the end block!!! Run to the right inside the wall. Go to the far end and jump to the left. Run one block from the far left, then jump left again. From that ledge, jump up right. From THAT ledge, jump left but curve right to make it around the lip of the edge. Run to the right, to where the enemy ran from.

LEVEL 20- CATTANK REMATCH

Jump onto an invisible platform to Cattank's left. Jump on top of an invisible path on top of Cattank, and run left to the edge.

LEVEL 21- PWN THE BADDY

Click the enemy 30 times. Go though the newly destroyed blocl.

LEVEL 22- THIS IS STUPID

Walk right. Don't stop for anything. Never take your hand off the keys, no matter what the screen says.

LEVEL 23- USE THE WOSSNAME

Jump on the spikes fourth and sixth from the left.

LEVEL 24- NO MUSIC

Uh-oh...

LEVEL 25- EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

Go through the portal...

END OF PART ONE!

I still cant do the one that says this is stupid.

Sorry Spartan, that was a typo! I edited the post, walk right not left.

Thanks for the tips on the levels, that was a fun game! :D

Fun game. Can't wait for more.

That's hard to finish the best game ever!!! XD

Thanks everyone!

If you find a problem in the walkthrough, please tell me.