Topic: General Chat / Funny Fart Comedy I Made

Please see it!

Topic: General Chat / Outside Room Collisions?

Just make a wall object and line the Left and Right with them. Make them
Invisible.

Topic: Suggestion Box / gsm

QuoteIf your cell phone can run Windows and DirectX 8, then it's already
possible.
LOL!!!

Topic: General Chat / Weird Ways To Die

To get killed by Barney the Purple Dinosaur shooting you with an AK-47!

Topic: General Chat / Weird Ways To Die

To mistake red kitchen cleaner with Kool-Aid.

Topic: General Chat / Adding Games To Your Website

If you want embedded, you can try G-Java, but it only works sometimes on only
Game Maker 6. Won't work on some games.
http://www.g-java.com/doku.php

Topic: General Chat / Grant a wish, only for it to be corrupted.

Granted, but you turn into a waif.
I wish school wasn't necessary.

Topic: General Chat / The FLU

About the Ads: Funny
About the flu: I've fainted from one.

Topic: General Chat / http://www.yoyogames.com/games/show/33180

make more guys and make it easier.

Topic: General Chat / i hate spyware

I had a dream that I had a Win 95 machine, and my processor overheated thanks to
a virus, and my house caught on fire. Had this one 2 months ago.

Topic: General Chat / Never Ending: How to get GM 8 Early

with "instance_destroy(obj_MarkOvermars)" functions in both viruses (We gotta
delete these viruses!)

Topic: General Chat / Weird Events in Your Life ("OOPS" Moments)

Today, I farted during a school project presentation while I was *operative
word* presenting! OOPS!

Topic: General Chat / Weird Ways To Die

Supergluing yourself to a rhino's a** and having it diarrhea in your mouth, just
to demonstrate the power of glue. (It was in the Darwin Awards book.)

Topic: Unofficial Help and Q&A / tower game.

Just make it so they spawn more and more until you kill all monsters. For
starters, go 3, 6, 10, 15, and so on.
(Random Quadratic Statement off the top of my head)

Topic: General Chat / Myth Busters For Game Maker

You need GM Pro to use the Particle System and to show movies without combining
GIFS and Audio.

Topic: General Chat / Forum story

then he realized.....He ate it in the House!

Topic: Rules and Regulations / Why Does Reporting Members Not Seem To Work?

Mods have to decide to
a.Warn him
b. Dismiss the alert
c. Ignore the alert
d.Get administration (If something went really wrong)
e.Ban him (If something went really wrong

Topic: General Chat / Grant a wish, only for it to be corrupted.

QuoteQuoteGranted, but you will get sued by a competing lawyer when your
plaintiff gets sued.
I wish I can fly with wings.
granted, but u get to close to the sun and ur wing melt and fall apart
Where's your wish?

Topic: Suggestion Box / Random Game in YoYoGames

My Take: A dialog box with a star rating, a minimum play count, and a "Rated by
[#} of people would be good if we had a random button.

Topic: General Chat / Forum story

He looks for a Doggie Treat, he found a box and he ate 'em all..

Topic: General Chat / Grant a wish, only for it to be corrupted.

Granted, but you will get sued by a competing lawyer when your plaintiff gets
sued.
I wish I can fly with wings.

Topic: General Chat / how do i make it so you dont have to download?

Just wait 2 days or so. YoYo Games will set it automatically.

Topic: General Chat / Weird Ways To Die

Who's Chuck Norris?
Drinking soda that Pepsi put trinitrotoluene in.

Topic: General Chat / Weird Events in Your Life ("OOPS" Moments)

The Equivalent Happened at Boy Scouts Camp.

Topic: General Chat / Minimum System Requirements?

QuoteTo run version 7 of Game Maker, a modern PC (Pentium or higher) running
Windows 2000, XP or Vista is required (Game Maker 6 will run on Win98). After
installation the program uses about 10 MB disk space. The program requires at
least 65000 colors (high color, 16-bit). It requires at least 800x600 screen
resolution. A 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 8.0 or higher and with at
least 32 MB of video memory is required. Also a DirectX 8.0 compatible sound
card is required. Make sure all graphics and sound card drivers are up to date.
DirectX 8.0 or higher is required (not included).
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